cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

(Source: bigbryan)

(Source: lickypickystickyme)

“I always admired Wonder Woman and the Incredible Hulk, but I don’t know if I’d be a very convincing Hulk.”

(Source: bluemethy)

(Source: smoke-weird)